Pillhill The cumulative burden of tablets, capsules and potions that turns living with a chronic illness into a daily uphill climb. Submitted by Olefella.
Shittyplan A late-shift therapeutic manoeuvre of dubious wisdom, performed largely to avoid appearing inert, whose downstream effect is to oblige the incoming team to spend several hours reversing it, explaining it, and pretending it was not entirely avoidable. Submitted by Roxy.