Publishitis The compulsive urge to turn every passing clinical thought, observation, or half-baked idea into a paper. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Flumplify When a small piece of creative wandering unexpectedly grows into something meaningful, lasting, or widely shared.
Wordsworth Reflex The brief, involuntary pause as your jaw tightens before uttering words you know will hurt someone. Submitted by Carole Morgan.
Ne plus ultra(sound) The (fallacious) belief that the most important thing in medicine is to ultrasound something. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Medicine avec frontiers The opposite of medicine sans frontiers or doctors without borders. Those services who just refuse to take a patient. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
VirtualCuppa The warm drink offered with kindness but declined as you're too busy seeing patients to drink it. Submitted by Susannah Lillis.