Nightface When the day team think you've just finished a night shift, but you haven't. Submitted by Anahita Sharma.
Reclinertia The sinking feeling when the plans you’ve already set in motion slowly slither back into inertia despite your best efforts—so the same unresolved problem is waiting for you, unchanged, on the next ward round. Submitted by Nandika.
A meeting with Dr Brown A convenient fiction deployed to suggest urgent professional collaboration, when in fact it is code for escaping to a quiet corner for a restorative cup of tea. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Remoaners Remoaners The doctor who constantly talks about retirement but never leaves. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Flumplify When a small piece of creative wandering unexpectedly grows into something meaningful, lasting, or widely shared.