Chicago-no-hope
The service where everyone seems to be profoundly pessimistic. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Topic
Life
A collection of 43 issues
Bloatocracy
The fact that admin keeps getting larger even though front line roster aren't. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Baftachat
A difficult meeting where you are forced to put on an award winning performance where you don't believe what you are forced to say. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Rosterosis
The creeping malaise that sets in when the new rota drops into your inbox and you immediately start bargaining with your future self.
Tubevision
Pagerdrop
The instant icy sink in your stomach when the cardiac arrest pager erupts.
Nearmissium
The cold-hot relief of catching a near-disaster just in time.