Glooming An initial conversation aiming to frame the current situation and prepare people for the bad things that will inevitably come. Submitted by Neil Hill.
Autogaslight When you know something, but are afraid to look a fool if mistaken. Submitted by Guillermo Uribe.
Riiight When contact a colleague and begin with, "Do you remember that patient...". Submitted by Ross Fisher.
Shame-edit When forced to follow a reviewer's suggestions for an academic rewrite even when patently wrong or misses the point. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Medicine avec frontiers The opposite of medicine sans frontiers or doctors without borders. Those services who just refuse to take a patient. Submitted by Peter Brindley.