Rushcision A situation where detail and nuance are essential, but time pressure ensures they are the first casualties. Submitted by James.
Doctor A title confidently used by dentists and professors when checking in for flights, and conspicuously avoided by medical practitioners keen not to be summoned mid-air for a “quick look”. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Fmoment The moment immediately after you wondered if you should do something when it is immediately clear that you shouldn't have. Submitted by Ross Fisher.
Glooming An initial conversation aiming to frame the current situation and prepare people for the bad things that will inevitably come. Submitted by Neil Hill.
Diagnophoria The quiet surge of satisfaction that follows landing on the correct diagnosis. Submitted by Bethany Bremner.
Thera-punk When another clinician undermines your therapeutic plan in a particularly undermining way. Submitted by Bethany Bremner.
Autogaslight When you know something, but are afraid to look a fool if mistaken. Submitted by Guillermo Uribe.
Riiight When contact a colleague and begin with, "Do you remember that patient...". Submitted by Ross Fisher.
Nightface When the day team think you've just finished a night shift, but you haven't. Submitted by Anahita Sharma.