Matt Morgan
Spongethud
The wet, heavy drop of a surgical sponge into a bin.
Veinspotting
The idle pastime of scanning strangers arms for possible cannulation sites.
Mealwheel
Clockdrag
The way the last 20 minutes of a shift stretch into an eternity.
Breathchase
Lifespill
Hospibrew
Breathtwist
The way your own breathing changes when you realise something is very wrong.
Namefold
The way you mentally fold away a patient's name so it does't follow you home.