Obeepity
When your gut mutes the pager sound whilst leaning forward. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Matt Morgan
Gownsnap
The satisfying rip and shrug of removing a surgical gown.
Stetho-nope
A doctor who never examines the patient. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Glubpop
The small, comic pop as a plastic glove peels away from your hand.
Matronymosis
The strange flicker of tenderness and discomfort when a patient shares your mother’s name - as if care suddenly becomes personal, memory and medicine briefly overlapping.
Solar power specialist
Those that stop working when the sun goes down. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Glovelock
That flash of panic when you canât get a glove off quickly.
Bleepinertia
The resistance to agreeing to any unexpected requests to do work on a day you thought would be quiet. Submitted by Sebastian Knudsen.
Shame-edit
When forced to follow a reviewer's suggestions for an academic rewrite even when patently wrong or misses the point. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Glancecode
The silent exchange of looks between staff when things turn serious.