Bloatocracy
The fact that admin keeps getting larger even though front line roster aren't. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Topic
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A collection of 76 issues
Bedpull
The silent teamwork of moving a patient for the last time.
Baftachat
A difficult meeting where you are forced to put on an award winning performance where you don't believe what you are forced to say. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Rosterosis
The creeping malaise that sets in when the new rota drops into your inbox and you immediately start bargaining with your future self.
Oslershit
Where you disappear to toilet and think through a tricky patient problem. Submitted by Peter Brindley.
Panache
A cross between ache and panic. The feeling you get when you walk into a family meeting and suddenly remember you can’t think of the patients name you are about to talk about. Submitted by Sebastian Knudsen.
Wirehiss
Wardhum
The low, constant background noise of monitors, murmurs, and footsteps that you stop hearing until you leave.
Walllean
Veinspotting
The idle pastime of scanning strangers arms for possible cannulation sites.